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"These guys know their sh*t"

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"Highly recommend"

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"We had a 250% increase in leads"

Meet The UK's #1 Results First Marketing Team

Meet The Team

It's about damn time you showed up.

We're here to make growing a business easier, quicker, less stressful and a lot more fun, for the people who run one every day. Five specialists, 275+ clients, and a direct line to the people doing the work.

Ethan, Director at Obsidian Media
275+ accounts under his watch
Director

Ethan.

Built Obsidian from scratch because most marketing agencies are full of sh*t. Worked at one of the biggest digital marketing agencies in Melbourne, Australia. Saw exactly how businesses scale properly and how most agencies completely miss it. Since then, it's been about taking businesses from nothing to something. Not just making things look nice, but actually getting results. Straight talking, strategy first, and focused on what actually works.

"Don't talk to us if you aren't looking to grow your business lol."
Harry, Business Development Manager at Obsidian Media
Most name-checked in our reviews
Business Development Manager

Harry.

Knows how to win business because he's been in the trenches doing it himself. Started off cold calling thousands of businesses a day, hearing every objection under the sun. Built his own company, then came into Obsidian to help scale things properly. He gets trades, he gets business owners, and he knows how to turn a conversation into actual work coming through the door. No fluff. Just straight results.

"'Just pop it over on email' is not an answer. I'm calling you back."
Jamie-Lee, Client Acquisition at Obsidian Media
Finds the gap your competitors left open
Client Acquisition

Jamie-Lee.

Half sales, half detective, all energy. Jamie-Lee is the one who pulls your local competition apart: who's ranking, who's spending, where they're weak, and exactly where you can nick work off them. If there's a gap in your market, she found it before you finished reading this.

"Your competitor's weak spot? Found it three tabs ago."
Tami, Head of SEO & Web Design at Obsidian Media
1,000s of number 1 rankings
Head of SEO & Web Design

Tami.

The one making sure you actually show up where it matters. Absolute SEO wizard. Worked on multi million pound projects alongside the director in Australia. Lives and breathes rankings, traffic, and long term growth. If something's not ranking, she's already ten steps ahead figuring out why. Also the glue of the whole operation, nothing slips.

"Page two of Google is where I send people who annoy me."
Sophia, Social Media Manager at Obsidian Media
648,450 views in 60 days, one account
Social Media Manager

Sophia.

The creative brain behind content that actually performs. Over 10 years in social media. From growing her own platforms to working with accounts with over 1 million followers. Knows exactly what works, what doesn't, and how to turn content into something people actually care about. Strategy, creativity, and execution, all covered.

"My screen time report is a business expense."
No suits, no ties, just results
The Whole Philosophy

Small team. Zero layers between you and the work.

We're not a boardroom agency. We're five people who answer fast, show you real numbers, and get judged on one thing: whether your phone rings more this month than last month. That's the whole pitch.

How We Work

Why 275+ businesses put up with us.

We've actually done it

Not theory. Not guessing. We've scaled real businesses properly. We know what works because we've been in the trenches building campaigns that generate revenue.

Guaranteed in writing

Double your investment in 60 days or we work for free until you do. In the actual contract.

No fluff. No BS.

If it doesn't get results, we're not interested. No vanity metrics, no confusing jargon. We speak your language and focus purely on your ROI.

One business per patch

We never run ads for two competitors in the same area. Your leads are yours.

Everything visible

Real dashboard screenshots monthly and every lead texted to your phone. Nowhere to hide, on purpose.

A proper team

Everything works together: ads, content, SEO, site. Not random bits stitched together. One cohesive unit, aligned for growth.

Become our next success story.

Sixty seconds. Tell us what you do and where, and one of the five of us will come back to you fast.

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